Chris Bolton Strategy Director

“The Chemistry Teacher”

Chris has been working at the intersection of branding, marketing, and digital for over 15 years. Chris has worked in-house and freelance as a copywriter, SEO manager, PPC manager, and is well-versed in local and technical SEO, web analytics, UI/UX, and more. Chris also hosts , a show about agency growth and finding success in the creative industry.

Chris is also the proud father of a 6-year-old boy, who is absolutely obsessed with dinosaurs.

  • What’s your favorite tv show?

    • Twin Peaks
    • Deadwood
    • Mama's Family
    • My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
  • What’s your hidden talent?

    • It wouldn’t be hidden if I revealed it.
    • Super Strength
    • Super Speed
    • Car Theft
  • What’s your go-to fast-food order?

    • Gummie Bear Hand Pie
    • Spicy Black Bean Burger - Burgerville
    • Fish-Head Sandwich
    • Strawberry Marshmallow Avocado Shake
  • What are you easily swayed by?

    • The Occult
    • Angry Grizzly
    • Weird Al
    • Critical Thinking
  • What is your favorite live show?

    • Madagascar on Ice
    • The Little Mermaid on Ice
    • Ice Age on Ice
    • Friends Forever playing in driveway w/ pyrotechnics
  • Who’s your celebrity crush?

    • Napoleon Bonaparte
    • Steven Colbert
    • Marie Curie
    • Bob Newhart